So I have no idea if Carrie Underwood's new song "Cowboy Casanova" is actually about Tony Romo (she denies it), but I don't really care, because the inherent comedy gold is too good to pass up. Also it is very, very catchy, and this comes from someone who can't stand her music ( Read more... )

I am sad so here is a (SFW) video of a guy who is both playing the bass with his crotch and very very proud of himself.

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( Que será será )

So no real game post today, which is a shame because I had a funny subject line planned. Well, funny to me anyway. But yeah, all of the games were lopsided and brutal and don't warrant excessive commentary ( Read more... )

I have lots of opinions on games I didn't watch today. Possibly more so than the games I did watch.

Chiefs at Eagles: Wow. Wow. The Chiefs are really awful. Game switching happens all the time, but can't say I've ever seen it happen in the first five minutes of the second half. Ouch.

Titans (Oilers) at Jets (Titans): I kind of like the Jets now ( Read more... )

I had been tracking the progress of this research for quite a while, then kind of forgot about it when I couldn't get my hands on any raw data, but yeah. Here's an article about it!

"Cute Quarterbacks? There's A Stat For That Too"Go read it, it's short. Back? Awesome ( Read more... )

I should probably just change this journal's tagline to "Screw you, Curtis Painter," because that's going to be a recurring theme around here for the next couple of months.

Just a heads up.

Dude. Not cool, Trent Green. Not cool.

As always, haters are welcome to step to the left.

Just saw Indy's day two shenanigans.

I know contracts run out eventually and players vanish into the insurance salesman ether, but I didn't think it would be happening now.

And Curtis Painter is a shit quarterback anyway.

ETA: Why do I do this to my blood pressure? Seriously. Fuck I hate those people.

So, um. Football. Well, sort-of-not-really. But yeah ( Read more... )

A football post? In June? Madness!

Well, it can't be helped, unfortunately. See, Matt Cassel is doing that singing in public thing again, and this time, he's not alone! Hobbity goodness, you guys. Seriously.

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Thanks to KSK for the vid.

PS: I don't remember this guy at all, but damn do I want to lick him.